This is from my cousin, he passed it on to me & I had to share-

Women's Ass Size Study

There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric Association about women and how they feel about their asses. The results are pretty shocking:

1. Only 5% of women surveyed feel their ass is too big.

2. 10% of women surveyed feel their ass is too small.

3. The remaining 85% say they don't care; they love him; he's a good man and they would have married him anyway.

And the last one :) From my SIL :) ->

Economic Stimulus

This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a

very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format:



Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.


Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.


Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.


Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition
TV set, thus stimulating the economy.


Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
A. Shut up.


Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by
spending your stimulus check wisely:



If you spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China .

If you spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.

If you purchase a computer it will go to India .

If y ou purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico , Honduras , and
Guatemala (unless you buy organic).

If you buy a car it will go to Japan .

If you purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan .



And none of it will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America . You can keep the money in
America by spending it at yard sales,
going to a baseball game, or spend it on prostitutes, beer and wine
(domestic ONLY), or tattoos, since those are
the only businesses still in the US.